I am so freaking addicted to the badness that is Twitards. I can't stop reading all these horror stories and thinking, "Oh my God, what is wrong with the world?" I mean, seriously! 17 year old steps on a 7 year old's goldfish because the lil girl said the books sucked donkey butt? Two girls beat up a third (So called 'Anti' ) with a baseball bat? Auuuugh it's insane. But whatever, I'm still addicted.

One thing I wanted to explain though: So it says that Stephanie Meyer wrote the Twilight series because she had this dream about a really hot guy (paraphrasing from Robert Pattinson) and she was like "BAM! THIS IS AN AMAZING IDEA! LET ME MAKE MILLIONS!" (Also, it bugs me that she just laughs at stories of her fans beating up Antis.)

So here we go. I'm gonna tell you about the really cool dream I had a while back about a vampire (I'm pretty sure I had it while I was trying to make it through the first book). Then, you guys tell me if you think I could make millions off it.

It starts out with this vampire boy. He's about 16. I think. He's ridiculously good looking and all the girls love him, of course. But see, he's got these really cool abilities. One: he can teleport, but not with other people. But that's okay, thanks to abilities number two: he can fly and three: he has super strength! Oh, and for some reason, if he didn't feel like flying or teleporting, he has a set of galoshes that lets him walk on walls. I dunno. It was weird, but whatever.

So this teen (who was unnamed throughout my dream) has two guys friends, same age. They know his secret and keep it for him. They have this super special treehouse hangout (that would randomly change to an abandoned fire house sometimes) that they would stay for days at a time, just because they could. Vampire Teen is super hot, remember? So he uses his super special vampire charm to basically get in the pants of all the girls he knows, discreetly biting them while they're doing it. Also, sun doesn't hurt him. I don't know why...but remember, that's not important with vampires, right?

His friends are really nice and awesome and hot, too, of course. Whenever their Vampire Teen friend is in need of blood, they are more than willing to let him bite them. Luckily, his saliva has like super special healing powers that can heal the bite wounds. Nifty, eh? But then, oh no! One of his friends realizes that he likes it whenever Vampire Teen bites him. How sweet. So they're gay! Isn't that exciting?

I dunno about you, but I think a gay, flying, galoshes wearing teen vampire novel will make millions.

Okay so either the people in my classes are really retarded, or I'm a lot smarter than I think I am. Or some sick medium between the two.

Here are three separate scenarios in each of my classes:
#1: Japanese class. So one of the most retarded quirks about the Japanese language is the annoying counters. Why do you need a different counter for birds vs. small animals, large animals, heavy machinery, hats, etc? I don't know. But you do. There's a specific counter word for long, thing objects, and another for flat objects. Weird, huh? Yeah I know. Even my Japanese teacher hates it. So anyway, here's the girl next to me, who had previously gotten a nine out of forty on a test that I had gotten 36/40: "Kami...that means paper. Is paper considered a flat object?"

#2: Physical Science; Oceanography. We were studying salinity, or how much salt there is in water. We were given five unknown samples and we had to match up with five different places around the world. Three given locations were sporadic around oceans, one from the Great Salt Lake, and another from a river. A freshwater river. We recorded one of the samples and it gave a salinity of "0". Freshwater, right? No salt at all? Makes sense? Anybody, anybody? Guy two seats down: "Oh my god I had no idea "0" was possible!"

(Also, another girl was shocked to find out that there is no plant or animal life at the very bottom of the ocean. She thought the angler fish from Finding Nemo was proof and got angry when the teacher told her "Well yes, that is sort of far down...but that's not the bottom of the ocean.")

#3: Online Poetry. This week's assignment: Write a Sonnet, Villanelle, or a Sestina. The teacher then gives us links to wikipedia pages so we can know what they are and how two write them. I wrote a Shakespearean Sonnet, which it states in the FIRST WIKIPEDIA PARAGRAPH: "A Shakespearean, or English sonnet consists of 14 lines, each line contains ten syllables,... The rhyme scheme in a Shakespearean sonnet is ABAB CDCD EFEF GG in which the last two lines are a rhyming couplet."
And that's exactly what I did. Fourteen, ten-syllable lines with the correct rhyme scheme. I swear to god, 9 out of 10 of my classmates commented "I don't know what you're style is, you're supposed to keep to one of the ones the teacher told us to do." One even said, "It's too short to be a Villanelle or a Sestina, so I don't know what this is." _{well you narrowed it down to ONE so your list of options is kind of short...}

-sigh- ...Whatever. I'm just angry at having to deal with this. And not that I think I'm smarter than them, because that's really not the problem. The difference is that I'm able to take what's given to me and make conclusions and use that information in other situations etc etc.

And can you believe that I still don't have my puter? Suck.

Hopefully I'll be able to fix him on my own though. This time, I don't know what happened! Just random virus from the net has infected Magnum and spread its grody to the depths of his hard drive. But if everything works out the way I plan, then I will once again have Media Center, so Magnum can work as well as he was meant to in the first place. That'll be really cool.

I guess I've just been really busy or something, but I just haven't had the time/motivation for some really nice drawings. But I did recently go through one of my sketchbooks from last summer and found some amazing pictures that I punch myself for not posting here. They need a little work to make them complete, but if I oggle them enough, perhaps I can motivate myself to finish them

I hope everyone's life is going wonderfully, and if not then I hope you keep a positive attitude along any rough roads you are traveling along. Did you know that if you smile even if you're not happy, your brain will automatically release endorphins and thus make you happy? It's amazing what a smile will do :3

So for some reason, my Mozilla shitted out on me. Just complete kaput. Wtf does kaput mean anyway? Whatever. It's gone. It would let me go from page to page, y'know, basic web surfing. But I couldn't log into any sites, and gmail was like "WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME!?" and got all fucked. Luckily I have Chrome to fall back on, even though I don't like it that much. I tried uninstalling and reinstalling it, but it was to no avail. Alas, it has abandoned me and I have lost hope that there will ever be one perfect web browser for me.

Okay, sorry. Just thought I'd update everyone on what I've been doing for the past two months. Sorry if I totally drowned out your inboxes or whatnot!

Aaaanyway, if anyone's interested in my Gaia Art Shop, here it is! [link] It's a lot of fun :3nod:

On another note! HEROES STARTS UP AGAIN! WOOOOOOOO! I'm excited. (Obviously)


....okay it's like three hours since i posted this journal and i just now realized that i tried to use a gaia smiley. someone! AN INTERVENTION IS AT HAND.