I am so freaking addicted to the badness that is Twitards. I can't stop reading all these horror stories and thinking, "Oh my God, what is wrong with the world?" I mean, seriously! 17 year old steps on a 7 year old's goldfish because the lil girl said the books sucked donkey butt? Two girls beat up a third (So called 'Anti' ) with a baseball bat? Auuuugh it's insane. But whatever, I'm still addicted.

One thing I wanted to explain though: So it says that Stephanie Meyer wrote the Twilight series because she had this dream about a really hot guy (paraphrasing from Robert Pattinson) and she was like "BAM! THIS IS AN AMAZING IDEA! LET ME MAKE MILLIONS!" (Also, it bugs me that she just laughs at stories of her fans beating up Antis.)

So here we go. I'm gonna tell you about the really cool dream I had a while back about a vampire (I'm pretty sure I had it while I was trying to make it through the first book). Then, you guys tell me if you think I could make millions off it.

It starts out with this vampire boy. He's about 16. I think. He's ridiculously good looking and all the girls love him, of course. But see, he's got these really cool abilities. One: he can teleport, but not with other people. But that's okay, thanks to abilities number two: he can fly and three: he has super strength! Oh, and for some reason, if he didn't feel like flying or teleporting, he has a set of galoshes that lets him walk on walls. I dunno. It was weird, but whatever.

So this teen (who was unnamed throughout my dream) has two guys friends, same age. They know his secret and keep it for him. They have this super special treehouse hangout (that would randomly change to an abandoned fire house sometimes) that they would stay for days at a time, just because they could. Vampire Teen is super hot, remember? So he uses his super special vampire charm to basically get in the pants of all the girls he knows, discreetly biting them while they're doing it. Also, sun doesn't hurt him. I don't know why...but remember, that's not important with vampires, right?

His friends are really nice and awesome and hot, too, of course. Whenever their Vampire Teen friend is in need of blood, they are more than willing to let him bite them. Luckily, his saliva has like super special healing powers that can heal the bite wounds. Nifty, eh? But then, oh no! One of his friends realizes that he likes it whenever Vampire Teen bites him. How sweet. So they're gay! Isn't that exciting?

I dunno about you, but I think a gay, flying, galoshes wearing teen vampire novel will make millions.